Can you tell us some of some of your favourite Tony Colman one liners from the Hospital Podcast...
One of my personal faves is from Hospital Podcast 33 when after Zac from Hospital's demo finishes abruptly, Tony responds with "Zac you C***!"
Let us know some of your faves and which podcast they are in. Signed vinyl for the one we like the best.
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"I think the thing about haters is they've either never had good sex or they want anal but they daren't ask their girlfriend for it. So you know, it's definitely rooted in sexuality for me.
Discuss."
My favourite one though is probably Tony's reaction after Zac's tune stops abrupty in the same episode (no. 33). Hilarious.
Gotta add that the shout out Tony gave for that person who was unhappy about him calling people names like "Dan Nu:Tone" and "Matt Logistics" was priceless in one of the more recent episodes. That one gets my vote for the funniest voice on the podcast. :D
Have to say, always loved the banter between Tony and Danny Byrd, though i will always remember two moments back on podcast 58 during red mist:
LE: So Danny well done, you've made an album.
DB: Oh thank you, you sarcastic c***.
LE: 9 years in the making?.
DB: 9 MONTHS in the making.
LE: 9 years.
DB: 9 months.
(Later)
LE: Thats not what i heard, i heard it was called that Supersized because, well, er, the word on the forums anyway, coz of erm, how can i say this, er. coz of what you carry in your trousers maybe?
DB: I dunno, I dunno where that came from.
LE: You're being very very bashful.
DB: Oh i am.
LE: And, er, our regular listeners will know the strength and quality of your album by now...
Tony says that last line so innocently, haha.
"Oi it's LONDON, LONDON!!"- Byrdcast, the voice Tony put on had me in stitches.
Podcast 62 there was more of a cringe moment when Credit Crunch dropped. "Ooooh (Rewind) That's what happens to that tune"
HP 68:
Danny Byrd: D Minds & Hazard- Ho Bass
Tony: Did you say Homebase?
and later on in 68 slightly off microphone
"I think the studio spider might have died"
DB "Oh really..."
haha, most definitely one of my favs was when Tony went, "WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOO!" during podcast 87 right before the Logistics track.
Haha multi-podcast quote: "A massive 12 inch". Gets me everytime :-)
The one about semen stains on bedsheets being instantly recognisable to anyone "who spent their entire adolescence surviving between wanks"
some of my fav quotes.
from the very funny first restaurant review podcast#76
"i mean what blindingly low level of aspiration does that reveal?"
the whole review has so much in it..
from #68 with the very funny talk with danny byrd
"and i´m there at the urinal kinda like trying to just relax and let it all out then there is always some PILLED UP MONGO who goes "oi london...""
and after that
"i took a piss in a pint of glass behind the decks the security tried to throw me out."
best description for a track was from podcast#71.
"proper warm bouncy analog electro step funk"
(describing fantasy by spirit)
My favourite is an old one from when Tony got Chris Goss in for the London Elek history lesson no. 22 I believe
Tony: How would you decribe the house music we were making at the time Chris?
Chris: It was er, gayer than a row of tents.
Tony: I didn't know tenst were gay.
Chris: Oh no thats camp isn't it
Love it!
the last podcast with Danny byrd on , prior to the release of syncopated city -
the Studio Spider bit "He touched my hand!" and later on...
"I'll have you back on when you finish my FUCKING REMIX!"
I forget what number but it was one of his last trips to the US. Tony was talking about eating a burrito "that was the size of a small child" My friend and I quote this all the time cause of the way he says it.