Can you tell us some of some of your favourite Tony Colman one liners from the Hospital Podcast…
One of my personal faves is from Hospital Podcast 33 when after Zac from Hospital’s demo finishes abruptly, Tony responds with “Zac you C***!”
Let us know some of your faves and which podcast they are in. Signed vinyl for the one we like the best.
Shit so many good one liners have already gone….
The Whole Zac bit from no. 33 was probably my fave. Its so well timed, Tony talks for ages all over Zac’s track, then when he finally notifies the world as to what they are listening to it runs out 10 secs later! Class! Merde indeed mr Coleman.
I know someone mentioned this one already but Dj Vapours mr mingus did exactly to me what it did to Tony, wicked exactly what the Podcast/democast is all about for me! Big ups!
It HAS to be his rant about the people in the restaurant talking about classical music. Its all gold, but the best bit is probably “his middle period was much fucking better! …
Dickheads!!”
On the Byrdcast after a ‘radio style’ mix:
LE: ‘A lot of people would have tried to make that sound like it was mixed but you didn’t bother Danny, I admire that’
Love it!
Haha the operating table quote was classic! I loved the entire bop interview, too many classics in that one…
“So, Bop, what was it like growing up in Russia as a child… what a stupid question, why did I ask that…”
and
“Where are you…..?…. Are you at home….?”
-Yes, I am at home.
“……where abouts….. are you in the kitchen, in your bedroom…?”
-Yes, in the bedroom.
“…..are you lying on your bed..?”
Haha!!
The Sick Music Special podcast number 90,
When Tony tries to explain why all of a sudden the tunes stop, because he was playing with the childs operating table and goes on to say that ‘probably alot of children have died on this operating table’
No.93 David Rodigaaaaaaan!!!!!
and the of course the numerous references to The Chairman Colminator. Classic.
‘Totally unpredictable, and we love that.’ (#92)
I incorporated it into the intro of a video I made.
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1206923257151&ref=mf
Tony.. Spreading the infectious Hospital love out here in upstate NY!
Longtime listener of the podcast, ..none compare. Very appetizing.
I work in the catering and the restaurant business and have been known to frequent the turntables so, I should know. =P
Recently moved out to live with the lady (Margaret) & her son (James) this summer out at Cornell University in Ithaca NY. It would just be all that and a case of Hogaarden to squeeze in a shout in the next Hospitalcast! ..’Eff yeah!!!
If you’d be so kind to could send a ‘yoooooooo!’ out my longtime confidant & duel citizen- swimming out in your end of the pond, ‘Digital’ Dave ‘the Rave’.. my friends dispersed around NY State Clarence & J Dupri, my family, and newly reunited after twentysomething years half-sister Jessica.
Plenty of fun still to come!
My recurring favourite is along the lines of:
“I was intending to mix that. But I completely forgot.”
Big up Colman!
Peji
“Sacre Bleu!”
Just before the drop of Lottery by DirtyPhonics.
Timed to perfection.
Pilled up Mongo by far
“quite a lot of children have probably died on this operating table”
Ep. 68
DB: Sounds of Distorted Minds and Dirty Harry a.k.a Hazard Ho Bass
TC: did you say homebase
DB: homebase (laugh) ho bass
TC: oh i thought you said homebase like the diy store
DB: like a bitch is a ho
Hahaha the podcast chatter is always best with Danny
Hospitalcast 2 - Watergate Incident
Tony DJing in Berlin, having jumping deck problems, ‘anyway this guy walks in, like a real body-builder, with kind of like smooth hair, you know like Action Man has’
He proceeds to lean on the console where the decks were, making them skip even more, not good!
He continues to cause trouble so Tony hits him on the head with his Q-Project dub plate, ‘which must have really hurt’
Action man gets quite upset and has to be taken away by his mate ….and as for Tony .. ‘I just spent the rest of the evening hiding … because he was a big bloke … and I’m not’
Classic Podcast tale!
J
Tony moaning about his voice:
http://dnbshare.com/download/hospitalpodcast92.mp3.html
The Theo Randall / Pizza Express restaurant review. Mockery of the highest order.
Also from the Byrdcast:
Tony: I don’t think I’ve ever said “man like…”
(er… hate to break it to you mate, but its all on tape…
People review re: the Brahms couple.
and from the same podcast: “Don’t ask stupid stuff like “what software do you use?” *mockery voice* “Do you like plug ins? We like plug ins”"
“I think the thing about haters is they’ve either never had good sex or they want anal but they daren’t ask their girlfriend for it. So you know, it’s definitely rooted in sexuality for me.
Discuss.”
My favourite one though is probably Tony’s reaction after Zac’s tune stops abrupty in the same episode (no. 33). Hilarious.
Gotta add that the shout out Tony gave for that person who was unhappy about him calling people names like “Dan Nu:Tone” and “Matt Logistics” was priceless in one of the more recent episodes. That one gets my vote for the funniest voice on the podcast.
Have to say, always loved the banter between Tony and Danny Byrd, though i will always remember two moments back on podcast 58 during red mist:
LE: So Danny well done, you’ve made an album.
DB: Oh thank you, you sarcastic c***.
LE: 9 years in the making?.
DB: 9 MONTHS in the making.
LE: 9 years.
DB: 9 months.
(Later)
LE: Thats not what i heard, i heard it was called that Supersized because, well, er, the word on the forums anyway, coz of erm, how can i say this, er. coz of what you carry in your trousers maybe?
DB: I dunno, I dunno where that came from.
LE: You’re being very very bashful.
DB: Oh i am.
LE: And, er, our regular listeners will know the strength and quality of your album by now…
Tony says that last line so innocently, haha.
“Oi it’s LONDON, LONDON!!”- Byrdcast, the voice Tony put on had me in stitches.
Podcast 62 there was more of a cringe moment when Credit Crunch dropped. “Ooooh (Rewind) That’s what happens to that tune”
HP 68:
Danny Byrd: D Minds & Hazard- Ho Bass
Tony: Did you say Homebase?
and later on in 68 slightly off microphone
“I think the studio spider might have died”
DB “Oh really…”
haha, most definitely one of my favs was when Tony went, “WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOO!” during podcast 87 right before the Logistics track.
Haha multi-podcast quote: “A massive 12 inch”. Gets me everytime
The one about semen stains on bedsheets being instantly recognisable to anyone “who spent their entire adolescence surviving between wanks”
some of my fav quotes.
from the very funny first restaurant review podcast#76
“i mean what blindingly low level of aspiration does that reveal?”
the whole review has so much in it..
from #68 with the very funny talk with danny byrd
“and i´m there at the urinal kinda like trying to just relax and let it all out then there is always some PILLED UP MONGO who goes “oi london…”"
and after that
“i took a piss in a pint of glass behind the decks the security tried to throw me out.”
best description for a track was from podcast#71.
“proper warm bouncy analog electro step funk”
(describing fantasy by spirit)
My favourite is an old one from when Tony got Chris Goss in for the London Elek history lesson no. 22 I believe
Tony: How would you decribe the house music we were making at the time Chris?
Chris: It was er, gayer than a row of tents.
Tony: I didn’t know tenst were gay.
Chris: Oh no thats camp isn’t it
Love it!
the last podcast with Danny byrd on , prior to the release of syncopated city -
the Studio Spider bit “He touched my hand!” and later on…
“I’ll have you back on when you finish my FUCKING REMIX!”
I forget what number but it was one of his last trips to the US. Tony was talking about eating a burrito “that was the size of a small child” My friend and I quote this all the time cause of the way he says it.
Not in a podcast, but at the Record Store in Sydney during his warmup set, Tony exclaimed “SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD!” much to everybody’s amusement.
i cant remember the exact podcast number but it was within the last ten.
tony is talking about logistics making some good new tracks. he said logistics is on a roll… a bap to be precise
while listening to my ipod on the train to work this made me laugh out loud and get some VERY strange looks
Not a quote per say, more of a back and forth between Tony and Chris. Podcast 50 with reference to Hospitality@heaven.
Tony: And what size is this event going to be? Small? Medium?
Chris: I think you could describe it as big.
Tony: Big like BIG in really big letters?
Chris: Very, very BIG.
Tony: Bigger than that?
Chris: Maybe even bigger.
Tony: Bigger? Bigger than big?
Tony: It’s bigger than big anyway.
Podcast 60. A democast. The first time I heard Bop, his collab with Despot - Microfunk. The quote will never leave me;
“…it’s like standing under a champagne waterfall.”
One of the recent podcasts where Tony is talking about the resturant he went to and the old couple discussing the classical composer ‘Braff’ (or however you spell it!) and he says
“Braff’s early period pfft, his middle period was fucking much better!”
Had me laughing while i was sitting on my own in a carrige-full of people on the underground.
I have been a subscriber to the podder de cast for some time now but must say the most legendary saying of the Colman himself has got to be “utter sweat box In a good way” soo true in a variety off ways.
Shout out for the swan
I’m new to listening to the podcast but the one I liked when it was on the 92 podcast when he was making random sounds when he got a shout out of something telling him to shut up so he can record the music.
Either Tony saying the Red Bull tastes like the inside of a grandmothers knicker drawer.
Or “Do you like plugins?….I like plugins.”
And my fiancee’s would be Tony oinking randomly through number 92.
I forgot what podcast number it was, but I remember Tony talking about some freshly made dumplings he had recently. So fresh, he accidentally called Fracture, Frampture. Tony then cleverly says “Spoonerism is taking place. Sorry, its the dumplings.” So funny, i nearly dropped a stack of shoes while working. Kinda got me hungry for some dumplings, too.
Oh yeah, and, “Podcasting is all about making friends.” I forgot which podcast that one was on.
The Dj Vapour “Mr Mingus” moment in Podcast 26. The track in the background catches Tony out and beautifully illustrates the point of the Democast’s.
Podcast no 22 with Chris Gross. “… anyone out there who have NHS6. It is N.H.S. Funk theme by London Elektricity. It’s very rare, and it a reason why it is rare, it rare couse it’s sh.. ” The whole talk from this podcast is great !!!!
Sacrebleu!!! Can’t remember the podcast number though!!
A couple of my favourites both from podcast 8:
“Camo…are you a boy or a girl?”
“I had a nice little visit over to SPY’s house and I’ve got to give a big shout out to his wife Latitia who made a cake specially…it was lovely. The colminator is rather susceptible to any kind of nice food…which you probably know…but this was a rather lovely ummmm strawberry jam…kind of like a giant jam tart really. Freshly baked. Beautiful.”
Podcast 88 - So, my review of this individual he’s an utter stinking pile of fail!
On the last pcast (92) just after he plays warehouse… “Again, i want it again” haha classic
“Fuck me it feels like a fucking life time!” at the beginning of the Sick Cast, ahh had me laughing for ages, legend!